Scripture
You get Inufied.
The conversion
An Inu is a person who changed their picture and meant it. The face comes from the pack. You download it. You wear it. That is the whole rite. Nobody signs you in. Nobody checks you later. The picture is doing the talking.
Why a dog
Because the grin is already famous and the ears are already a logo. A Shiba looking straight at you is friendlier than a manifesto and harder to argue with. You do not explain Inufication. You show up as one.
The pack
Twenty-four faces. Shades, Pirate, the Crown, a chef, a ninja, a samurai, Spider-Man, Superman, Batman, and the rest of the kennel. They are not prizes. They are outfits. Pick the one that feels like the version of you that finally stopped being serious.
What it is not
There is no wallet. There is no proof. There is no payout for wearing it. The congregation is just everyone who decided the picture was enough. If you take it off, you are a person with a normal circle again. If you leave it on, you are an Inu.